It’s perfect for you, your partner, or just sitting in the corner of your room reminding you of your questionable taste in humour. Buy it or don’t – either way, I'm proud of this.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Not only that, it means I don't need to store any of this rubbish in my house which, to be fair, would be an absolute nightmare.
