The city of dreams, the beating heart of banking Britain, the regal centre of these wonderful isles. A bustling, multi-cultural dreamscape full of life, opportunity and potential.
And you know what?
It still gets boring like everywhere else. Nobody there smiles at me. When I DARE to say 'hello' to a stranger I am met with disgust.
What a place. London is boring.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Also how can you expect me to keep hundreds of these in my flat at a time? Come on have a heart.
